'Today's Tea' Is A Twitter Meme For Scorching Hot Takes

Seems like we can't say the word "tea" these days without people thinking it's regarding some hot gossip or an even hotter take. Some enterprising Twitter users started this meme earliers this month, and in the spirit of spilling, we've collected all our favorite spicy ASCII-art tweets. They range from incredibly literal to moderately controversial, but they're all pretty damn funny.

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$twitter ASCII-art hot tea if ur pet don't / like him it's a sign | \ dump him$

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$twitter ASCII-art hot teabeing religious doesnt | mean you're a better / \person$

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$twitter ASCII-art hot tea college students / get a nose \ piercing and |start acting / | different.$

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$twitter ASCII-art hot teadisliking popular / things doesn't \ make you cool & / \interesting find / | a new slant$

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$twitter ASCII-art hot tea you aren't actually | mature for your I age, he is just a \ pedophile$

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$twitter ASCII-art hot tea Today's tea: THE ) ) ) ) ) \If you can't afford to / pay a living wage, / |you can't afford to run a \ business. /$

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$twitter ASCII-art hot tea Your employer knows when you lie | about Excel \ proficiency$

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$twitter ASCII-art hot tea |you can't hate / | I pineapple pizza \ if you haven't /_ tried it$

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$twitter ASCII-art hot tea Today's tea: ) ) ) ) ) \You can't act surprised | that you got more / \than 1 item, when / |you do it all / the time$

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